ok... an englishman, american, and irishman walk into a bar. they all sit down at the counter and order a pint of beer. just as the bartender places them down 1 flies land in each of their drinks. the englishman is disgusted and pushes the beer aside and orders another. the american takes out the fly throws it on the ground and drinks the beer. the irishman fishes out the fly picks it up and squeezes it saying, "spit it out you little f*cker"
2007-07-26 15:10:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Waste not want not.
2007-07-26 15:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by ya-who 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a big fan of bar jokes... Here's one in return:
Guys rushes into a bar and says, "Quick, give me a double shot of something."
The bartender sets it up on the bar and the guy slugs it down and says, "How tall are Penguins?"
The bartender says, "About two-feet tall."
Guy says, 'Quick, gimme another double shot of something."
The bartender sets it up and the guy shoots it down and asked, "Do they get any taller?"
The bar man says, "Well, maybe 2 1/2 feet."
"Gimme another and make it a triple," says the guy. "Do they get any bigger?"
The bartender says, "I think some get 3-feet tall."
The guy says, "Oh God, that mush have been a nun I hit."
2007-07-27 00:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-07-26 22:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke! loved it! Have a star!
Crystal and Mark: What do you want, a cookie? 'specially Crystal. Good humor is okay but don't broadcast it. I'm Irish as well... oh crap I just did it. MAN!
2007-07-26 22:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Alexi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well that is funny and i guess i am a good example a person with a sense of humor because i am american and irish.=P.
2007-07-26 22:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by crystal h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol that was funny
congrats you earned yourself a star
2007-07-26 22:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahahaha...I'm Irish and that's funny!
2007-07-26 22:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by The Curmudgeon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the funniest bar joke i have heard in along time.
2007-07-27 00:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by higgy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-26 22:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by acedelux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious! star!
2007-07-26 22:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋