A man and his son walk by the condom display inside a drugstore. The boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
"Those are condoms, son. It's how men have safe sex."
The boy asks, "Why are there three?"
"Those are for high school boys. One each for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday."
"Who are the six packs for?" the boy asks.
"College men," the dad explains. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" says the boy. He grabs a 12-pack. "And these?"
The dad sighs and answers, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."
2007-07-26 13:48:35 · 19 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe
2007-07-26 14:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by Chericher 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cool!! But, I'm still using the college pack(51 year old married guy)(and not chemically enhanced!).
2007-07-26 22:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by dad2two56 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really...
huh... I saw Paris Hilton buying a pack of 24 on Monday....
(And Lo I again saw her buying the same pack on Tuesday)
The pharmicist told me that she spends double on weekends..
2007-07-26 20:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Freak 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pitty, we should have more than one beer per month, and experience the results the rest of the year.
hahaha though...
2007-07-26 20:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats the most stupid joke ihave every heard! That was so dull. Let me guess you made it up?
2007-07-26 20:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Floosh. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 20:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, this brings back memories!
2007-07-26 20:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by That guy you know :) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee hee! So funny!
2007-07-26 21:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeh ive heard this joke. its pretty funny
2007-07-26 20:51:35 · answer #9 · answered by Raven S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I never heard that, good one.
2007-07-26 20:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by crct2004 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry went right over my head.
2007-07-26 20:51:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋