An Arab, a Mexican and a Texan are in a bar. The Arab suddenly shouts " In my country we have so much money we don't have to drink from the same glass twice" with that he throws up his glass ,pulls out a gun and blasts it to pieces.
Not to be out done...the Mexican jumps up and shouts " in my country we have so much sand to make glass, we don't have to drink from the same glass twice" and with that he throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and blasts it out of the air.
The Texan watching all this from the end of the bar calmly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a .45 and shoots the Arab, shoots the Mexican, catches his glass and slamming it down on the bar announces " in My country we have so many illegal aliens we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!
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2007-07-26 12:56:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2007-07-26 13:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny...
*** hole...
in my country we look down on rednecks like you...
the middle provides most of our forein oil that you bums use
for your "pickup trucks"
who teaches hicks how to use computers these days anyway?
2007-07-26 20:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol.
I live in Texas, and thats true and funny
2007-07-27 00:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 20:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the best one i have heard in a while
2007-07-26 21:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haaa nearly as funny as wen i read it on this yestarday
2007-07-26 20:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hoot1
2007-07-27 18:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Know any more.
2007-07-26 20:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before - didn't think much of it then & I still don't!
2007-07-26 20:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Cheap and not funny.
2007-07-26 20:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋