Ingredients
1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
2007-07-26 12:24:57 · 12 answers · asked by glen w 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO Glen, you made me laugh then thats a cracker!
Fooking great if i wasn't so well erm...hicc..hic myself lol i would be sending that to my chum!
Cheers for the laugh! ;O)
2007-07-26 13:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im going to have to try this recipe cause it sounds better than mine. But can you substitute the whiskey for vodka?
2007-07-27 08:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by ADavies 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Grandma? You seem to like whiskey :)
2007-07-26 22:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 20:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant, have a star!
I'm going to give that a try later....
2007-07-27 05:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best...
2007-07-26 19:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha haha My favorite desert! [bought at bakery]
2007-07-28 09:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Satch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Have a star
2007-07-26 19:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by percilla 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-27 06:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is Soooo funny!
2007-07-26 19:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jordan O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋