A country doctor went to a very remote area to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the mother in labour and her 5year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5year old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5year old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
2007-07-26 12:20:52 · 51 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHA
2007-07-26 12:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by *ASHLEY* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-26 12:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by cast_the_shadow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what's the lantern got to do with anything?
why give so much detail if there was gonna be such a simple punch?
but it was funny stalker. i laugh at it...lol
2007-08-03 02:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by I can not help you. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's where babies come from!
I never believed the stork story or the gooseberry bush(if you will excuse the word bush)
2007-07-27 00:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 16:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice 1
2007-08-03 05:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that 1 haha
2007-07-31 01:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahha yes!!!! At last a funny joke!!!!
Hip hip hooray for Piscesburd yey!!!!
2007-07-26 12:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU GET A STAR. I have not heard that one before and I have heard a lot of them...
2007-07-27 05:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the second slap is justified.
2007-07-31 20:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was really funny. Someone needs to explian the birds and the bees to that kid!!!! LOL GOOD ONE!!!!!!
2007-07-26 12:24:50 · answer #11 · answered by soda_pop_girl000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋