The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight!
Well, the hours passed and the G & Ts were going down way too easy. At around 2.30am., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, I realised he'd probably wake up, so i cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him twelve o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
He then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh sh*t', cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
2007-07-26 12:10:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds as if your husband was getting a bit wound up over that clock fidgety.Or was it the fact that his bird was trying to pull the wool over his eyes?
2007-07-27 00:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-27 00:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol you get a star that was way to funny, different, but funny
2007-07-26 19:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, I have just got in from work, and it was really nice to have a good joke waiting to greet me. Really cheered me up. Luckily for me I live by myself so I do not have to try and pretend I got in earlier.
2007-07-26 20:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, A star for you.
2007-07-26 19:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO I didn't know you farted I thought all you ladies didn't do that sort of thing. LOL
2007-07-26 21:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
COO-COO Clock is fine, It just needs a little more`OIL'
2007-07-26 19:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is funny.!!!
10/10 Fidgety.!!!
2007-07-27 03:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest all evening-star for you !!xx
2007-07-26 19:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-27 06:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋