Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!"
2007-07-26 11:42:25 · 15 answers · asked by Gaucho 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I also give out jokes on this site too but ures are hilarious!
2007-07-26 11:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch!! The real husband is in big trouble when he finally calls his wife back. Ha Ha
2007-07-26 18:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by BLH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 20:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats mean. Ha HA
2007-07-26 18:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her husband is gonna screw her and that guy..
lol, its a nice one anyway
2007-07-26 19:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, wicked and interesting
2007-07-26 18:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA I HAVENT HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL. KEEP EM COMING.
2007-07-26 18:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!! LOL!! Good one!
2007-07-26 18:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by lovin' life... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very interesting
2007-07-26 18:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah i think that is hilarioius
2007-07-26 18:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by iluvchristianity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋