Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sp*rm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead!
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead!
The third worm in sp*rm - dead!
The fourth worm in soil - alive!!!
So the science teacher asked the class: "What can you learn from this experiment?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and asaid: "As long as you drink, smoke and have s*x, you won't have worms.
2007-07-26 11:31:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. . . Cute . . . Star for you!
2007-07-26 12:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by CountOnMe:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, ill give you a star for that 1.
Glad to know i will never get worms :P
2007-07-26 11:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did the teacher get this jar full of sp*rm from anyway?
And why is she showing it to children?
"Look kiddies! It's my jar of sp*rm! Look at those little guys swim!"
2007-07-26 12:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea there was one just like that except its a preacher at mass with an old lady at the back
what made it funnier is she was drinking and smoking when she answered it (it had a pic)
2007-07-26 11:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like good advice, pity I didn't know about this when I had dogs, I could have saved money. have yet another star.
2007-07-26 13:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaahhahahaahaaaa a great one to end the night with, i'll be laughing in my sleep!!!!
2007-07-26 11:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA DATS SO FUNNI CAN I GIVE U 2 STARS
2007-07-26 11:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by pisces954chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-26 16:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny! u get a star!
2007-07-26 11:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by peyton_dude_999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one smart kid.
2007-07-26 12:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋