I need a mystery illness to tell my boss, nothing too unbelievable please.
2007-07-26 11:15:03 · 6 answers · asked by gogoplata 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment ➔ Other - Careers & Employment
your real stupid and naive at the same time to think it matters WHY your not at work. this is not a story telling festival, and your employer has no time for your tales.
If your not at work, your not at work. that's all they care about . they absolutely do not CARE WHY your not there.
get it? read it now and learn it later.
2007-07-26 11:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep skip work and then next week post how you need a quick loan. A mystery illness, yes that will work, those in management contrary to popular belief are not that gullible, and have heard it all before, and know when someone is jerking our chain. If this is a constant problem, then if I where you would start looking for another job, because by the sound of it you have used every excuse in the book and now are looking for new ones. chronic absenteeism is reason for dismissal, if I am wrong here then I apologize just seems that way by the question. But to help you with your quest I was on the porch last night and got bit by a mosquito and am showing the signs of Malaria.
2007-07-26 19:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Pengy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach flu is always good - no one really wants to check that one too closely. Just don't get caught by going to the same bar that the boss frequents after work!
2007-07-26 18:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Welll... maybe you should go to work. Apparently you are lazy and don't want to work. So, I say quit. And say your illness is laziness.
2007-07-26 18:17:39 · answer #4 · answered by ›tªmmy‹ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Strep throat
Stomach flu
Dehydrated
antibossithitis
lol
Strep will work good
2007-07-26 18:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
It doesn't matter why. your not there.
2007-07-26 18:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋