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Bob,a hard worker,spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball.One weekend his wife decides that he needs to relax&take a break from sports so she takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them&says,"Hey Bob! How are you tonight?"
His wife,surprised,asks her husband if he has been here before.
"No,no.He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated&the waitress approaches,sees Bob and says,"Nice to see you Bob.A gin & tonic as usual?"
His wife's eyes widen."You MUST come here a lot!"
"No, no," says Bob. "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Bob & says."Bob, a table dance as usual?"
His wife,fuming collects her things&storms out of the bar.
Bob follows her&spots her getting into a cab,so he jumps into the passenger seat.His wife looks at him,seething with fury&lets Bob have it with both barrels.
At this the cabby leans over& says "Sure looks like you picked up a bit*h tonight, Bob!"

2007-07-26 10:58:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Aerial Mermaid....just the background ;)

2007-07-26 11:07:15 · update #1

32 answers

You know I am a "hard" worker fidgety.
And I know a few bitches!

2007-07-27 00:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

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2016-04-23 18:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

There was a bomb scare in london outside a mosque and the bomb squad and police turn up in huge numbers, after about 20 minutes the police advise all citizens not to panik they were able to push it inside. LOL

I went to my first muslim birthday party the other day. Musical chairs was a little slow but i have never seen pass the parcel move so quickly.LOL

A little boy comes from his room from watching tv and goes into the front room where his dad is sitting and asks his dad what love juice is his dad replies Son you better sit down, After spending 3 hours telling him about the birds and the bees he asks his son what was he watching to want to know about love juice, The son replies (Wimbledon)LOL

2007-07-26 11:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by magnum 5 · 0 1

Do I Come Here Often

2016-12-16 06:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by sickels 4 · 0 0

LMSIAO awful places those strip clubs I can never get any tips except for being paid not to strip

2007-07-26 15:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1 0

Funny.

2007-07-26 11:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by ☆Zestee☆ 5 · 0 0

Figetyfingers, did you change your avatar? I mean, I come to Answers>> Jokes a lot so I sometimes remember.

2007-07-26 11:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 1 0

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2017-02-17 19:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Loved the anticipation :D

2007-07-26 11:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Illuminattiness 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-26 11:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

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