Bob,a hard worker,spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball.One weekend his wife decides that he needs to relax&take a break from sports so she takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them&says,"Hey Bob! How are you tonight?"
His wife,surprised,asks her husband if he has been here before.
"No,no.He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated&the waitress approaches,sees Bob and says,"Nice to see you Bob.A gin & tonic as usual?"
His wife's eyes widen."You MUST come here a lot!"
"No, no," says Bob. "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Bob & says."Bob, a table dance as usual?"
His wife,fuming collects her things&storms out of the bar.
Bob follows her&spots her getting into a cab,so he jumps into the passenger seat.His wife looks at him,seething with fury&lets Bob have it with both barrels.
At this the cabby leans over& says "Sure looks like you picked up a bit*h tonight, Bob!"
2007-07-26
10:58:42
·
32 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aerial Mermaid....just the background ;)
2007-07-26
11:07:15 ·
update #1