Oldie but funny.......
A trucker had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making love.
He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not about to get out of the way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and loooked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"
The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming.....you were the only one with brakes."
2007-07-26 10:42:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO Sheesh I think they'd die happy at least LOL
2007-07-26 15:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 18:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Lol
2007-07-26 18:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Luv it, luv it, luv it! The first tonight which cracked me up! Have a star x
2007-07-26 17:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funkybunnyfunk has laid me down a challenge. i'm working on it.
that was funny but heard before.
2007-07-26 17:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i like that one lol :-D
2007-07-26 17:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Where'd you hear that one?
2007-07-26 17:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Display Me As 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOLOLOL
I love this one
2007-07-26 17:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by amazingly_curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny..
2007-07-26 18:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Hard to stop ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-07-27 03:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋