I was visiting some friends a few years ago, and their eleven year old daughter was telling me about a new video game. In her own words, it featured a FSM-type monster that was "really, REALLY scary with lots of eyes and covered with testicles."
To their everlasting credit, all six adults in the room managed to keep a straight face. And all I could say was, "Yep, that'd be pretty scary, all right."
After she left the room, it was a good ten minutes before any of us could stop laughing. From a woman's standpoint, that's about as terrifying a monster as it ever gets!
And a couple of years ago, my sister was leading her children in their evening prayers. She asked them to pray for Bush. Afterwards, my youngest nephew gave her a funny look and said, "Mommy, why did we just pray for a tree?"
2007-07-26 10:42:56
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answered by Wolfeblayde 7
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RAmen!
The FSM will be happy for the child is with wisdom.
Pasta onto you.
2007-07-26 17:31:12
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answered by independant_009 6
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Yes, hold onto the "cutsies" as long as you can... the "gimme the keys to the car" aren't too far down the road.
_()_
2007-07-26 17:30:38
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answered by vinslave 7
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My Boys called it Bisketti.
2007-07-26 17:32:17
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answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7
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maybe she was saying mythgetti and she knows more about it than she is letting on !
yup my daughter asked the classic ....
how many testicles do octopus have ?
2007-07-26 17:32:29
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answered by Anonymous
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My daughters was pasgetti for a while. We can change it to FPM
2007-07-26 17:30:25
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answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7
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My nephew didn't want to disturb his father because he was "menstruating" (meditating)
2007-07-26 17:34:49
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answered by Spencer Y 3
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I still call it pasghetti.
2007-07-26 17:35:59
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answered by meissen97 6
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My son calls it busgetthi. I think it should be FBM.
:-)
2007-07-26 17:30:37
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answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
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