A guy breaks into a house to look for money and anything which was valuable and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, he thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-07-26 10:08:12 · 19 answers · asked by cadburys.angel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-26 10:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star even tho i heard it still funny
how long before mysterious nun posts 99 crap jokes onto these answers
& yes i can do better. your my muse. u will post a joke that will remind me of another.
2007-07-26 10:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. 10/10. Id buy it if it were on sale.
2007-07-26 10:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Lol! Luvin these jokes. Keep 'em coming
2007-07-26 10:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good and funny joke. I have heard it before and it's still funny.
2007-07-26 10:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star on me
2007-07-26 10:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats a goooood one
2007-07-26 10:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by shannnnon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one =)
2007-07-26 10:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie have a star.
2007-07-26 10:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. it was kind of confusing though =P
2007-07-26 10:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny joke.
2007-07-26 22:07:41 · answer #11 · answered by wendywoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋