2007-07-26 09:40:54 · 14 answers · asked by The Doctor 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, for all pirates are true emmissaries through deeds. And prostelytising is one of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts."
Numer Uno: I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2007-07-26 09:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is a pastafarian's duty to tell as many people as possible that only through acceptance of the flying spaghetti monster in one's heart can you can achieve salvation.
2007-07-26 16:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 'real' Pastafarian would do all he/she could to spread the word about our Delicious creator.
By denying his Glory, many humans will be sent to the pot of boiling water, for ETERNITY.(or worse to New Jersey)
It is a 'true' Pastafarian's responsibility to spread the sauce as written down in the holy recipe book.
Also reject the new Pirate sect, it is a dissenting denomination that misinterprets the recipe's given to us by the FSM. Caste out the herratics, and be a TRUE follower.
2007-07-26 16:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You are a lukewarm pastafarian, and everybody knows lukewarm pasta is yucky.
You are not a True Pastafarian⢠unless you become a pirate and fight global warming.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghh.
Matey.
2007-07-26 16:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by stym 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
But I do! I do tell others. I am a true Pastafarian!
2007-07-26 16:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure you are! Just as there are Christians who don't preach, there are Pastafarians who don't preach. They just let you see them eating their spaghetti as it flies into their mouth and let that be a witness.
2007-07-26 16:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the obligation as a true believer to let others know the only true path to salvation. But, they themselves must make the decision to be touched by his noodleness.
2007-07-27 05:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by tonymrep 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only the FSM knows who is suitable to become a Pastafarian... better not tell people about it, lest you tell someone who thinks it is funny.
2007-07-26 16:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You pastafarians are such sheep. Baa baa baa. What ever your messiah, Richard Dawkins says, you swallow uncritically and regurgitate on demand. Why can't you think for yourselves??
2007-07-26 16:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by sharky 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk is cheap. I much prefer to make a fabulous pasta dish and demonstrate the reality of His Noddliness by my actions.
RAmen!
2007-07-26 16:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by KC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋