I had no lysol, and you didn't even light a candle
after you sprayed your lethal gases
More annoying is the fact that all the other stalls were full,
and one had a lady in it that was TALKING REALLY LOUD ON HER PHONE WHILE SHE WAS TAKING A DUMP
And it made me wonder . . . . .what really matters in life anyway?
Am I so important, that I must talk to you and focus on my dump simutaneously?
Does this happen in the mens room too?
2007-07-26 09:34:05 · 10 answers · asked by tinabadina 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Carlton, I am tempted to worship you
But God told me not to
So, I will just love you -
Lovie oh dovie are your beautiful rhymies
I'd like to make music with
lovely fart chimeys
2007-07-26 10:36:21 · update #1
After you sprayed your lethal gases,
Everyone hurried and wiped their asses
They went to a corner and stood on a bench
In a futile attempt to escape the raw stench
Then it was that the truth did dawn
And someone turned the ceiling fan on
Time is short and ladies must blab
Using a crowbar to part the great flab
Of course after using the bar you must boil it
As the lady was talking her *** broke the toilet
I had no lysol, you didn't light a candle
But what was worse, your gas broke the handle
So always I will remember this fable
Next time you go just use the table
I know its gross and fetid and dank
But no one is asking why her gases stank
Oh lady o fat one oh talker on the phonie
What matters in life is wearing cologne
Then perfume and flowers will follow you down
While you bend over and laugh and stink up the town!
2007-07-26 09:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so you got a cellphone loud-talker? That's funny! I get amused by some people that talk so GD loud on their phone, like they think that they are important and want everyone else on this planet to recognize how F'ing important they are. I didn't realize that they even do it while taking a dump, evidently wanting their important voice to resound over the stalls, the farts, etc... lol
Nothing matters hon, except you own virtues, importancies, etc. Noone gives a **** about you, each has their own facade to present, even to the point of talking loudly in the stall thinking that they can impress you. Not even understanding that you don't give a flying-**** about them either.
It's useless. I am very cynical, but I enjoyed your topic.
2007-07-26 16:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by cgsna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone was going to use it before you, or else you could get there a little earlier. I've not heard the cell phone gab in the Men's room, but what is more annoying are PIGS who do not flush. Men's rooms are totally nasty with that and not wiping off the wet seat. "Please lift the seat if you stand to pee, so when I sit, I don't get any on me." I would take odors any day if those two issued would be resolved in Men's rooms.
2007-07-26 16:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you got there first thing in the morning, you might as well accept that someone will have used it before you did.
You take it the way you find it, or you don't even go in there.
2007-07-26 17:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....i know what you mean. people need to get a life or just focus on what's important. Do that when you get home!
2007-07-26 16:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just common problem, need ur education
2007-07-28 02:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like to flush the toilet and scream about how it hurts when someone is on their cell
2007-07-26 16:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by budlightdonkey 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What are you even asking?
2007-07-26 17:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by ashleyrose2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I had to go!
2007-07-26 16:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by mattrawkz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know from going in the boys room in school, don't go in the boys room in school...talk about stink,,,girrrrrrrl please!
2007-07-26 17:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋