i have many girls always wanting to sleep with me. the thing is that i live with my girlfriend. this question is open to anyone and anything you have to say will not be blocked. guys...give me some tips.
2007-07-26 09:27:54 · 59 answers · asked by buickwc67 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wow.....I just wanted to get a rise out of every one. ....interesting how many responded to this question very quick...dont worry girls...it was a joke.
2007-07-26 09:32:40 · update #1
grace....wats your email??
2007-07-26 09:43:08 · update #2
Break up with her and move out.
2007-07-26 09:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by gelfling 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
**Grace is a man. **
I don't recommend doing it. One lesson I learned is you can never undo what you did and you will never be able to say you didn't cheat and mean it. BUT if you insist are some tips to keep in mind:
- It helps to have a fling with a girl the same name as your girl.
That way you dont slip up on names.
- If you have some weekly activity you do with your friends... like poker night... thats a great excuse to be out of the house.
- Being that you and your GF live together never make a commitment to the other girl to stay over.
- Make sure you are able to get home and shower before you see your GF and definetly before you are intimate with your GF.
- You need to put your girl at ease so she isn't suspicious. So do some special stuff for her like bring her flowers. Don't over do it though or you will trigger an alarm. Just a little something nice to reassure her.
- Clearing a guilty conscience... I have a few psychological tricks for that but I can't give everything away. It has to do with convincing yourself it didn't happen.
2007-07-26 10:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never let the girls you cheat with know your real name or address. Also, tell them you don't have a phone and give them a fake email address. If your girlfriend wonders where you are all the time, enlist a sleezy friend or cousin to cover for you and pretend like you were with him doing this and that. Once monthly camping trips with the guys in areas with "bad cell phone reception" are a good lie.
We all want to be able to have a steady relationship yet we can't help our primal instincts... what she doesn't know won't hurt her, just make sure she NEVER finds out.
I'm a girl by the way... I think I'm going to be burned at the stake by a mob of angry b****es after this, lol.
2007-07-26 09:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if u wanna cheat then u must not like ur girlfriend soooo u might as well break up with her. Unless ur afarid shes gonna kick u out of her home. If u r then u r a chicken. Plus sleeping with other girls while u r in a realshionship will cause problems when ur girlfriend finds out cause she will find out.
Also u r a jerk and a man whore for cheating on ur girlfriend.
2007-07-26 09:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you the straight dope on this my man.
Cheat as much as you can , when you can. if your not the cheater than you will be cheated on.
Your first problem is that you live together. that will make things difficult.
1.) "You have to work late" that phrase will work for a while but don't overuse it.
2.) Have a "Boys" night out, then meet up with the other gal.
3.) Buy your g/f a massage at a spa and use that time she is going to get some.
2007-07-26 09:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by Seperated Man 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, you really care about her don't you, to actually stay with her and try to cheat on her. That takes real compassion.
I don't see the sense in staying with someone when you want other women. You're obviously not ready for a serious relationship, so if you want to be with other women, break up with her. Then again maybe she's into it.
Good luck with that.
2007-07-26 09:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your gf ever found out about what you are planning to do, she'd be very upset. If youre not satisfied with one woman, break up with her before you hurt her BAD. That way, you can be with all of the women you want to be with without having to worry about anyone but yourself.
2007-07-26 09:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every boy has that play boy thought. If you want, we could maybe email each other and......you know, do something.
Anyway......... the best way is just to do it! ACTION ACTION ACTION! whenever your girl is out somewhere then it's your time to party with some cute girls. Get some money and go to a hotel room. Be careful, you don't want lip stick marks or perfume smell all over you when you go home. Always know where your girl is going. So if you want to be wild and do something fun with your other girl, don't run into your girlfriend.
2007-07-26 09:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by StarDream221 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You might as well spraypaint your car yourself, us women know everything. You'll get caught eventually. And man, will you have it. We're psychics, we read you men like books on a library shelf. So I suggest you just beat yourself up and wreck your own widescreen TV, because she'll find what matters most to you and destroy it.
ha ha ha. I'm just kidding with you. Maybe..... :D
2007-07-26 09:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm maybe try not doing that. You will hurt your girlfriends feelings. If you want to have sex with other girls why not break up with you current girlfriend. Why do guys do that. All they care about is sex. Its disgusting.
2007-07-26 09:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont do this to your girlfriend... im suspecting she did nothing wrong. if you want free reign, then you should be a man about it and end things with your girlfriend first.
No need to cheat. Be honest and you will get what you want.
2007-07-26 09:34:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋