As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
2007-07-26 09:21:37 · 10 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey im a muslim male....and this **** was hilarious , I approve of this idea. I aint gunna kill myself , but id love to see a bunch of naked women running around my block , It would really make me love this country even more...allot more!
2007-07-26 21:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious u get a zillion stars if I could am done with work early have a lovely rest of the day thanks for answering my one question....talk to ya soon xoxo
2007-07-26 17:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Margo is better than you are 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!! This is Hilarious! LOL.
Kudos! 10*.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-07-29 05:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another step would be to tax beards male and female
2007-07-26 17:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lols.
2007-07-30 16:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by No.Use.For.A.Name. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! As bad as it is, that's funny!!
2007-07-26 16:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by §uper ®ose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY YOU MADE MY DAY, SERIOUSLY!
2007-07-26 16:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats racist. what if someone who is muslim but not a terrorist has to kill themselves. very cruel.
2007-07-26 16:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by moo 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Amen to that !!!
2007-07-26 16:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, that is really funny!! you first!!
2007-07-26 16:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋