A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
2007-07-26 09:19:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NIIIIIICE.
Another good reason to keep drinking!
;-)
2007-07-26 11:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-07-26 16:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-07-30 16:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by No.Use.For.A.Name. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good call! He knows what's best for him! Ha!
2007-07-26 16:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS A GOOD ONE IM GOING 2 HAVE 2 TELL MII FRIENDS ABOUT THIS ONE (LMAO)
2007-07-26 16:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by mzfiestychick92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was lame who the f was i kidding i didnt even read it i just wanted to get points
2007-07-26 16:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. He's just protecting Himself...LOL!
2007-07-29 05:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart a$$
2007-07-26 16:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa,i like
2007-07-26 16:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥[[Thesweetestgurl]]B®i♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me smile... good job
2007-07-26 16:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by OrangeFuu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋