These three blondes fall on hard times, they can pay the rent on their flat, but they’re having an awful time affording enough food.
So, one of the blondes says, she’s heard of a government cheese program and that they need to get some. But you never know what kind, because the packages are unmarked.
The other two agree, and they go to the distribution center.
They wait in line for hours, they almost get to the door and the center closes down. All of today’s cheese is gone.
They go back the next day, they wait in line and the cheese runs out again.
And it happens all over again on the third day.
That night in their flat, they decide that they’re stealing the cheese this time. They’ll take it from people as they come out and they’ll meet back at the flat.
The next day the blondes are waiting to strike, at the distribution center.
A lady comes out with her cheese; the first blonde grabs it and takes off.
The second blonde sees a man come out; she grabs his cheese and runs.
The third blonde does the same and they meet back at the flat.
The first blonde says, Lets see what we got.
She opens her package up, and says, Wow I got some English Cheddar.
The second one opens her package, and says, Hey I got some Swiss Cheese.
The third one doesn’t open her package and says I got some Mexican cheese.
The other two blondes look at each other and say to the third one, How do you know if you didn’t open the package?
She says, When I grabbed it the guy yelled, “Hey man that’s Na-cho Cheese.”
2007-07-26 07:37:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Na-Cho Cheese. That made me laugh. My day is brighter.
2007-07-26 07:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by jkelmagic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-26 07:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gesundheit!
2007-07-26 07:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not see that one coming. Great joke.
2007-07-26 07:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by cpleseekingfmf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-07-26 07:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he blonds at it again
Good one
2007-07-26 07:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! that's great!
2007-07-26 07:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit dumb but OK.. Nice play on words..............
2007-07-26 07:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's funny!
2007-07-26 07:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Adrianne H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was awesome
thanks
2007-07-26 07:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by tx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋