Beanie is real BTW. I found a book about him and I believe he has magic powers, so why wouldn't he be real.
2007-07-26 06:10:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We want a sign! Make him walk on water! Or kill him - see if he comes back from the dead!
Oh and by the way, if you really want people to believe in Beanie, your going to have to line up some martyrs for us to torture to death. That's the only sure way of knowing the truth. There has to be martyrs...
2007-07-26 06:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since Beanie is a puppet who says only what you want him to say, why not just say that you think God isn't real? (It would save someone else from typing the above)
2007-07-26 06:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Skunk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell Beanie that God is real. People are always trying to prove that he's not real because they don't want to believe in him because that means to get to Heaven they must do as he says. You hear all the time about evidence that God isn't real but you never hear about the tons of evidence saying the Bible is correct about everything. The media wants you to believe God's not there, just keep strong in your faith and when their's a doubt in your mind know it's probably Satan trying to keep you from having eternal life.
2007-07-26 06:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
So, the sock talks to you? It has magic powers? You might be able to get a following if you work at it. You also might want to walk along the beach and pick up a few disciples first though.
2007-07-26 06:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Beanie is wrong and has no magic powers. Sorry.
God is real-i-ty.
2007-07-26 06:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by MysticMaze 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your sock puppet has common sense
2007-07-26 06:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Beanie may be right......in the end it's ur opinion that matters, isn't it
but i don't know
2007-07-26 06:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by pulse 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Listen to the sock. The sock is right.
2007-07-26 06:14:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
who am i to question a sock puppet?
2007-07-26 06:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe because your sock puppet is man made and God isn't
2007-07-26 06:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋