Guy gets married learns golf wife never see's him she goes to golf pro he shows her how to hold the driver she swings ball goes 3 ft she swings again ball goes 5 ft he picks up the ball and says Marge your husband tells me how great u are in bed take the golf club and hold it like it's his pecker he puts the ball down she swings ball goes 400 ft st8 down the fairway he looks at her and says "OK MARGE NOW TAKE THE GOLF CLUB OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND WE WILL CHIP UP TO THE GREEN"
2007-07-26 05:36:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehiahahahaha! that b**** can suck!
2007-07-26 05:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
....quite serious! and, a good golfing joke! (i have so far heard of 'foot in the mouth', and, now this!)
2007-07-26 12:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um yeah that was seriously a waste of a minute.
2007-07-26 12:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by boxmatch 02 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but this was so not the best a way I could spend my time on... joke not so funny...try again...lol
2007-07-26 12:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
errr
2007-07-26 12:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its called punctuation man!!!,,,...
2007-07-26 12:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it's not.
2007-07-26 12:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no its not
2007-07-26 12:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't agree.
2007-07-26 12:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋