Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . .. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
2007-07-26 05:33:11 · 11 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have a star. I really enjoyed that one. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-07-26 07:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that! Today has come a long way since the 70's and 80's before computers!
2007-07-26 12:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
speakers were old guys who talked to the graduating class
windows were holes in the wall
video cards were ids used to rent movies
click was a noise made by safes
reboot happens when you take your shoe off to adjust your socks
2007-07-26 12:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did Al Gore tell you these too? he said he invented the computer
2007-07-28 09:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Satch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....and tools were not decent! Help was 100! File was for scraping! (the original, after the original, was mainframe!) --- good humour, thank you!
2007-07-26 12:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's funny tehe
2007-07-26 12:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by boxmatch 02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i've never heard that it's funny
2007-07-26 12:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥sweetie♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before, still funny!!!! lol
2007-07-26 12:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.very true lol
2007-07-29 19:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All right!
2007-07-29 05:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋