They rather disbelieve in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Santa according to them, until the Flying Spaghetti Monster bows down to them by giving them evidence.
The huge ocean that mankind never put there is not enough evidence. The world and the people in it are not enough evidence. The air they breathe, the food they eat to stay alive is not enough evidence for them.
I have 100% proof that there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says so.
2007-07-26 04:41:56 · 22 answers · asked by The Doctor 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because they do not want to accept his truth that the lack of real pirates is causing global warming
and they all put faith in gravity but they don't understand that its just a theory and the true reason is that the FSM is holding us down with his noodly appendage.
RAmen
2007-07-26 04:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by John C 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I like spaghetti....why cant there be a flying spaghetti monster? Does his gospel teach us how to make sauce and spread it unto the world? Did he break the frenchbread and drink the Marinara? Does he shower us with parmasean cheese when we are good?
2007-07-26 04:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
the flying spaghetti monster is italian and everyone knows that too much spaghetti causes high colesterol that is bad for the health. like the devil
2007-07-26 04:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
On the other hand, the creator of Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterism admits it's fiction. That's a pretty damn convincing argument right there.
2007-07-26 04:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Evidence? There are pirates and midgets all over the world. Is this not proof enough? RAmen.
2007-07-26 04:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
what about ramen noodles ? is that like you must believe in spaghetti monster, ramen noodles, and the holy pasta ?? Funny but there all like one lol
2007-07-26 04:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
But the Growling Parmigiana Beast says it's all a lie
2007-07-26 04:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by wizjp 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because it's more rational than what they believe. And, we all know christians are not the most sane people on Earth!
2007-07-26 04:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well considering the FSM has been known for about 10 years...
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2007-07-26 04:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen.
Er, you have proof? A plate full with sauce and grated cheese, I hope.
2007-07-26 04:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋