A guy was camping in a jungle. He got up to get a leak in the middle of the night. He took his gun and came out of the tent right into a lion. Both the guy and the lion were taken by surprise, they looked at each other in the eyes for a second. The guy collected his bearings first and took a shot at the lion as the lion leapt upon him. His shot missed the lion and the lion, fortunately, leapt over his head, landed some feet away and ran into the forest. He decided to take practice on short -range target shooting first thing in the morning and went to sleep. As decided, he woke up in the early morning and went to an open area for practice. There he saw a lion was practicing short leaps.
2007-07-26 03:54:06 · 15 answers · asked by SAMMYBOY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lols.... i liked it, thnks for making me laugh......here comes ur star.........tc
2007-07-26 04:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Priyanka Keswani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it had a touching sense of comedy . after all it was that. the was end predictable from start its self . anyway good one but don`t think its ur best . u can make really more fine ones . the situation was excellent . keep raising towards ur destiny have nice days.
2007-07-27 10:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by risker4you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing!!! A Well deserved Star for you!
2007-07-26 14:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! a cool one.
2007-07-26 11:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-26 13:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-28 13:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by chinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool... a new joke :) and damn funny
2007-07-26 12:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey its nice, i gave star for u .. keep it up..
2007-07-26 11:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Fathima 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lqtm that was really nice
2007-07-26 10:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by Noel P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*OMG!!! that was soooo funny !!!!! Lol!
A star in exchange !!!!
2007-07-28 10:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋