Five guys were on a plane...a kid, a preacher, a doctor, the captain, and a lawyer. The captain came on the P.A. system and says "Mayday, Mayday! We're going down and there is only four vests on the plane. You guys decide who's staying but I'm jumping now!!!" The doctor says "I've saved lives my whole life so I think that I should get one," so the doctor jumps. The lawyer says "I'm the smartest man in the world. I've solved over nine dozen cases so I'm jumpin' bye!" So the preacher goes up to the kid and says "I've lived a long and happy life and I know I'm going to heaven, so you take the last vest and go." The kid says "No, you grab this one and I'll grab the other one because the smartest man in the world just jumped with my book bag!!!!"
2007-07-26 03:48:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS FUNNY
2007-07-26 03:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by mspooh162002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard other versions of it but this one is the funniest
2007-07-26 04:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by reaspiker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i herd the same one but with four presidents and a girl scout
2007-07-26 03:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha, i have heard this so many times and it never gets old! LOL hilarious
2007-07-26 03:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by iluvchristianity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it but like it
2007-07-26 03:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by random bailey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
very funie
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2007-07-26 03:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-07-26 04:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha good one... THanks for the laugh!@
2007-07-26 03:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Tyson. Just made my day..........
2007-07-26 03:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋