What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
2007-07-26 03:34:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Tel
2007-07-26 03:35:10 · update #1
by the way i ama man xxx
2007-07-26 03:51:29 · update #2
Well now you said it!!! hehehe thanks for a really good laugh.
2007-07-26 06:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-26 10:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by rick102572 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the most intelligent said by a woman
" A man told me once "
or
" Whats the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans' mouth"
" Einsteins d1ck "
2007-07-26 10:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-26 10:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hehehehehehehe...I loved all of them. That you for a good laugh. I needed it. Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-26 17:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. starred. but colonel sanders does wings 2. that freak!!!!!!!
2007-07-26 10:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-26 11:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!
LMAO!
omg i am laughing my head off here!
lol!
2007-07-26 10:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by missmollie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-07-26 10:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he cheated on you didnt he.... now now, get it all out
2007-07-26 10:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋