A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair.
"Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding."
"I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a bl*wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."
Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her cl** was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."
2007-07-26 02:59:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ***"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".
"F**k me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been f**ked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants p*nis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fi*gered me first".
2007-07-26 03:00:22 · update #1
ha ha nice one.
2007-07-26 03:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, The elephant joke i'm still laughing. And Sally and the rice one was pretty good too. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-26 09:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1!
2007-07-26 03:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the elephant one is the keeper
2007-07-26 03:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by duck_hairback 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-26 03:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
elephant one was great, ha ha ha ha
2007-07-26 03:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Karen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
elephants don't have fingers. he was probably trunked. lol
2007-07-26 03:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋