POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van
in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my
K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy
staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he
asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked
at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he
said, "What'd he do?"
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches
to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my
afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various
appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth
soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of
questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will
never believe this!"
2007-07-26 02:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not,
darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.."
9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church,
our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly
made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and
his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial
should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting,
then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The
minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
"Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes."
2007-07-26 02:40:37 · update #1
ha ha ha that was hilarious. Are you like a big kid yourself??? You seem to be young at heart. lol
2007-07-26 02:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Very good!!! I love your kids jokes. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-26 16:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are very cute and funny. Lately its hard to find clean jokes that are still witty.
2007-07-26 09:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-26 11:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol these are funny, has these jokes actually happened to you and your kids?
2007-07-26 09:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by missmollie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids are so cute when they are being serious!
2007-07-26 09:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious, more coming?
2007-07-26 09:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, lol
2007-07-26 09:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Karen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lmao lmao rofl those are good! can't wait to tell all my friends those! thanks!
2007-07-26 09:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-26 09:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋