1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
2007-07-26 02:15:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha
thats very funny i would also try those
still cant stop laughing
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-26 21:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
6 7 and 8 are really good xD i almost died laughing...those are great! id love to try them out :D By the way,these sound like something that Mr. Bean or Jon would do xD :D
2007-07-26 02:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You come up with some very funny stuff. Keep them coming. Thought about being a comedian? Or writing comedy?
2007-07-26 02:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Really good I'll have to try them out sometime in my local somerfeild lol
2007-07-26 03:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, the scary thing is I'm sure about half of these I've already witnessed in an elevator!
2007-07-26 02:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by D.W 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha,they are hilarious.thanks for the laugh.You know,you really have great tallent for getting stars.Here is one more.
2007-07-26 03:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love it when I see original material added to a classic joke! LMAO!!!
Have a *
2007-07-26 02:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeaaaa that was sooooo funny my mom was yelling at me to shutup and everyone was wondering y i was laughing so hard!!!! i really like 6 t00 and basically everything else was very funny... did u come up with that ur self?? cause if so u are really really funny!!!******************!!!!!
2007-07-26 02:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by greenkiwi13 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lolz now diz iz really funny
2007-07-26 02:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuckle - can imagine you doing it!
2007-07-26 02:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋