A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
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OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back. "Your f*cking brother won't let me in without a tie!"
2007-07-26 00:58:46 · 14 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a god one, thanks Jim, ILMAO It's nice to have morning laughs
2007-07-26 01:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he could have turned Taliban Turban into Taliban Tie?
2007-07-26 01:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Here's a star for a lovely joke Jim...
2007-07-26 01:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Jim.!!!
10/10.!!!
Don't look for trouble with the Jewish people they kick as*.!!!
ha ha.
2007-07-26 01:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. You are good at putting your jokes across.
2007-07-26 02:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
I haven't heard that before.
2007-07-26 01:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflol, this is hysterical. A star for you!
2007-07-26 04:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mark S, JPAA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya. haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa (hysterical laughter insuing;~D)
2007-07-26 01:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaaaaaaa..... good one man, tell me another one.
2007-07-26 01:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brillant joke, me and my husband are still laughing.....
2007-07-26 02:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by lindyloo.superstar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋