Building a New Kind of Car ***
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car," his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"Ten years to life."
Helicopter in Seattle **
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said, "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER". The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
2007-07-26 00:34:44 · 22 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hobs .... looks like u were confused here!
In the first one, ""Ten yrs. to life, is a jail sentence ....imprisonment "
2007-07-26 00:39:50 · update #1
*U r as good as usual !!! the second one takes the cake ........they are famous for '' a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
LOL!!! Star for u !!!!! Lagey raho !!!!!!
2007-07-27 14:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY!!! I do not want to be separated from my beloved little dog. I love and respect animals more thatn most PEOPLE that I know. Animals souls are pure. Their hearts are pure. I'm going to start crying, I think. Have you ever read the books of James Harriot? Did you ever see the show, "All Creatures Great And Small." ? It wouldn't be heaven, withut my precious puppy.
2016-05-18 23:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Both the jokes were terrific! LMAO!!! Always a pleasure to give you a Star Sweetie!
2007-07-26 06:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Helicopter one is nice but I don't get the car one. Probably just me.
2007-07-26 00:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by holbs174 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one thank u for putting asmile back on my face
2007-07-26 01:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Soft Heart 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard the first one. Loved the second one :-)
2007-07-26 01:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
....good ones! sentenced to 4 hrs at a stretch on the net, Y/A J&R cat., to supply humour! (thank you!)
2007-07-26 00:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the first one but the second one is funny lol! thnx for posting!
2007-07-26 00:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by aseel_princess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good for two laughs. Thank you.
2007-07-26 00:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by Beau R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
semi-funny!! 7 out of 10!:)
2007-07-26 00:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by becki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋