Blonde in 1st Class ***
A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, "I'm a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."
The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....
The blonde then retorts, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class".
Just then the captain happened by and asked what was happening....
The blonde tells him, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class....
The captain whispers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...
The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast..
He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to Atlanta."
Engine Failure ***
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
2007-07-26 00:22:58 · 21 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Blondes will after will be blooondes !!!! Right ?They have a reputation to live up to!!
& no one can match up to them !!!!!!!
A STAR For U too, dearie !!!!!
2007-07-27 14:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 18:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by hillhouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ! .......there was this blonde that was trying to make a puzzle out of a box of Frosted Flakes. (trying to make Tony the Tiger !)
2007-07-26 00:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-26 00:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-07-26 03:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by shiv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, silly blonds, brains are for non blond peoplez ^^ lmfao
2007-07-30 08:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous is the word.
2007-07-30 02:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones.. had heard earlier, but made an interesting reading nevertheless..
2007-07-26 00:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good
2007-07-26 00:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by Shola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......good blonde jokes....had fun reading them....
2007-07-29 05:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋