Mother in Law and the Lion ***
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Went for a Dive ***
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: 'You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds.'
'Impossible,' said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?'
'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom.'
2007-07-26 00:17:31 · 10 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*LOL!!!!!!! real funny !!!
I can imagine the plight of the poor lion & the embarassed swimmer/diver !!!!!
Keep posting , honey ...... u r too good!!!
STAR for ur efforts !!!!
2007-07-27 14:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWW! My God! Those were so freakin' funny! LMAO!!! It's a pleasure to give you a Star Sweetie!
2007-07-26 00:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
i gave u a star
"u could choose me as a best answer!
2007-07-26 00:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by interdreamer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The second joke I really enjoyed. keep it up!
2007-07-30 08:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by kaushik murali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing special, just ok have read these jokes many times. If u want appreciation think of something new
2007-07-26 00:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha thanx for the laugh i love it
2007-07-30 23:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! starred u..
2007-07-30 15:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one was GREAT!
2007-07-26 03:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by shiv 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is a great one
2007-07-26 01:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Fire star 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
simple answer: lol...but not much
2007-07-31 05:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋