When there is a full house? Do you pretend to blame it on the person in the next stall? Just let it fly, because nobody knows you anyway? Hold it until the room empties out? Wait until you get home?
2007-07-25 23:40:24 · 19 answers · asked by LARGE MARGE 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I sing...." I hear you knockin' but you can't come out!!!"
2007-07-25 23:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say blast em! How many times have you walked in the wittle girws woom, after finishing a nice meal, you've got that warm fuzzy, I just ate an awesome meal feeling, and suddenly your knocked against the wall by the smell! You have to buk-up (sorry Buk) and breathe as little as possible while you pee to get through it. As you leave you think damn that was a good one, wonder what they ate...
Well, someone has got to keep up the good work so let it fly, or plop might be the better word!
2007-07-26 00:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Leepal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't lock the bathing room door while i'm not dwelling house by myself. My bathing room door has no lock. that's usually left ajar while empty and in basic terms closed while in use if there is enterprise (or if the want arises to maintain smells from wafting out - sorry if that's in basic terms too plenty advice). So, no, that's on no account locked.
2016-10-09 09:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sit on the edge of my seat, so that it slides down the side, rather then land in the middle with a splash. Then I sit there for at least 5 minutes so that everyone in there didnt hear me, or know that I was the cause of the bad smell. Then I quietly wash my hands and slip out the door.
2007-07-26 03:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lauren J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let if fly, go AAHHH!, then walk out with a huge grin of relief on your face, and take a deep breath of fresh air, scratch your buttcheek, shrug your shoulders, wink and waggle eyebrows at whoever is staring at you, wash hands and whistle on the way out the door.
They'll understand. Unless they've never had to pooop before.
2007-07-26 08:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a sad fact that there will always be people to make No.2 in a public toilet. SOmetimes you only can answer the answer of nature. Let it fly.
2007-07-25 23:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait until I get home. I have a strange fear of taking craps in public restrooms.
2007-07-25 23:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Wait till I get home. I am one of those strange people who can only be comfortable at home. Public restrooms are nasty and I wouldn't want to make them any nastier!
Enjoy your day!
2007-07-25 23:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Simulate some varied farts, to give the knocker the message to let you be in peace. Maybe yell, "Do not come in here!"
Best-case scenario: Use your home facility instead.
2007-07-26 00:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh for goodness sake, you're not at the Queen's garden party, you're in a TOILET! What are you expected to do in there - produce bouquets of perfumed roses out your @ss?
If you gotta go, go!
2007-07-25 23:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go for it. even if some1 in the next stall knows you they won't be able to tell its you from your shoes... unless they are real good mates in which case they have smelled your poo hundreds of times.
2007-07-25 23:46:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋