The other day a priest asked me to help him put some shopping bags in his car. He said ''you look like a strong lad any chance you could help me?''
I stared at him like he was a rabid animal and said ''how dare you comment on my physique i would sooner make love to a wild gazel than help such a shallow person. Then i grabbed him and kicked him up the bum 6 times soft and 2 times REALLY hard!
Was i in the wrong? or was he?
2007-07-25 22:30:24 · 24 answers · asked by Sir Emotional Beast!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He was out of order! Only I, ONLY I, can comment on your all-round gorgyness! I'm gonna kill him, I think. He movin in on my man, I ain't havin that! xxx
Edit: Don't worry, you're in my heaven!xxx
Edit: I have been compared to a gazelle before... ;-)xxx
2007-07-25 22:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
forget it,
I probably won't get their anyway.
when ever I hear a person on the street,preaching,I give them such and earful,and take a leaflet&tear it up&sling it in the bin.
anyway I'm more likely to be in a shopping mall(10feet under),but I'll request that I want to be mummyfied, rather then scattered in the air.
what about you?
p.s.
I wouldn't worry about it,they let anyone in now-aday's,it's all hype,and over populated,
however I've got a better idea,why not come to my world,and we'll have some fun,tearing it up on broomsticks&cars,what do you say,lol.?
2007-07-26 05:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cheeck of the man don't worry your gona get to heaven by kicking to death a tramp then stealing his wings (failing that red bulls supposed to work none to shabbily in the wings department too )
2007-07-26 08:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..thats a rediculous question and probably fake, if you actually kicked a priests *** simply for noting that you seemed an able bodied person..I would send you to hell but if you actually feel bad about it, the bible says God knows your heart. if you wish to be forgiven..if you deserve to be forgiven, you will be. now stop beating up defensless clergy
2007-07-26 05:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Beatnik Bettie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he was wrong for using the word "lad".. who the heck says that word anymore????
But you were wrong for kicking a priest, and I think he will probably make arrangements for your ticket to heaven to be voided!
2007-07-26 05:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by hereigoagain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's in the wrong , he's probably thinking rude thoughts of you. probably checking out your but! Ewwww! lol, well done you taught a priest a lesson good for you!
Hehehehehe
lol
~X~
2007-07-26 05:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you were in the wrong! The priest was probably elderly and needed help!
2007-07-26 09:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hummmm , right now you got me mad, someone hittin on my baby, im gonna ram my wand where the sun dont shine.
I will be back to give you a lil lovin in a mo darlin dont you move a muscle my sexy lil hotcake.
lol xxx
2007-07-26 05:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))))) I don't think you can hope for heaven anymore, Mr. Beast........especially after treating a priest in that way and all your sins....... but you won't get neither in heaven, nor in hell, because you will cause lots of problems in each place and I think Mr. Devil and God are a bit jealous about you (you know, you have the love of a wonderful fairy who wants to cover you with chocolate)........ask the fairy to turn you into chocolate after death......
2007-07-26 07:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by - 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was probly grooming you, no once again you were spot on if you d have been friendly to this pedo you would have ended up with a balloon knot the size of a manhole cover
2007-07-26 05:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋