I was riding home from work today on my bus from the navy yard, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming.
I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.
Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them.
As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.
When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
2007-07-25 22:24:10 · 8 answers · asked by reclusetheman 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You're a sick, sick person. Funny, but sick. ;o)
BTW your uncle's a judge. Ask him.
2007-07-25 22:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by mrscjr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That had me shaken I was about to get really scared, waiting for the gory details!!!
That is funny though, Im going to use that one XD
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahhhahahaahaaa
xxx Jade xxx
2007-07-26 06:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He broke up the silence tho
2007-07-26 05:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by gold_iam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one. Fan of the show?
2007-07-26 05:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke mate LOL LOL.
Here's a star for you ;-]
2007-07-26 05:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Wolverine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would thank God it wasn't me and move on.. some one is addicted to fresh prince
2007-07-26 05:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Carlos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't play like that!!!!
it was funny though.
2007-07-26 05:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by orangepeel304 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life you jerk
2007-07-26 08:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by beachy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋