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2007-07-25 21:05:32 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay! Blonde jOKE. There was this magic mirror and if you step in front of it, you have to tell the truth or Poof! You die. If u do tell the truth you get rich! So this brunette goes in front of it and says "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world" POOF! She died. The redhead came and said " I think im the smartest girl in the world" POOF she died. The blonde cam up and said "I think ..." POOF she died. lol
2007-07-25 21:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by nya_09 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I am not sure that making you feel better right now is in your best interest. The issue that is causing your sadness needs to be resolved doesn't it? A distraction from that issue only post pones the solution. If you need a "break" from it then go to bed. The sub-conscience will get to work on it while you sleep. That is why people will delay giving a definitive answer and says "I'll sleep on it."
2007-07-25 21:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, "I love little baby ducks, and old pickup trucks and slow moving trains...and rain....and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOVVVVEE YOOOOOOUUUU TOOOOOOO!" I don't know if you would remember this song from being a child, but its seriously imposible to be sad when listening to it. It's by tom t hall! if that didn't work, go watch a good comedy, not a disaster comedy, but something happy. Disney is great. Listen to jack johnson, particularly the curious george soundtrack. Notice a patern? basically revert back to times in your life when things were care free! Also, do nice things for other people! that seriously always helps! even if its just going to a busy part of town and look for people to compliment, or even just tell people who aren't, to smile!
2007-07-25 21:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by rastapunker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure I used to live on a mayonnaise farm. One day i playing in the yard and a tractor came by. Well Spark commenced and cawt my face on fire. My daddy put it out with a rake. This one time I was at this party and a lady asked me if I wanted to do some coke? I said sure and she handed me this little spoon? I said lady it will take me all day to drink a coke from that. She said no silly you snort it. I said NO WAY I got some root beer up my nose one time and it really hurt.
2007-07-25 21:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by milldoc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope not really but i can try?
Well i can't ask how was your day cause it sounds
like you had a bad one so ?
Well i can tell you this you won't feel down forever
So put on a smile ,you look so much better with one .
Did you know it only takes 30 muscle to smile and but
to frown it takes 60 or something like that hehehe!!!
Good luck i hope you feel better soon!
2007-07-25 21:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smile an cheer up!! =)
I thought this was funny, i'm not sure if you will but here it goes!
Roosters
A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!”
“Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.”
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
“Dammit,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”
2007-07-25 21:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Did I already answer this?
Nonetheless, think of this name...read it to yourself...
Smegley Poppinzit.
How awesome is that? I saw someone here on Yahoo! Answers asking whether that or some other ridiculous name was better for her son. I almost crapped myself when I saw that.
"There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes!"
So...you'll feel better soon...there is always a tomorrow.
=)
2007-07-25 21:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The quickest way to forget about your problems is to listen to someone else's, so, the store I worked at went out of business I had a weeks notice and new job pays very little and bills are due.
2007-07-25 21:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, there are no words of others who can make you happy but yourself, only you can make yourself feel better, and only you let how other's opinions or actions affect you...so... Pull yourself together and keep up...:D life's too short to waste it in sadness...there are so many things to enjoy!!:D, and one of the is your own life...
Cheer up girl...
2007-07-25 21:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by rigel... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time is like a river...you cannot touch the same water twice...because the flow that has passed will never pass again..enjoy every moment...and dun let bad moments overcome u..be patient and they will pass...goodluck !!
2007-07-25 21:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋