This Texas Aggie was walking down Harry Hines blvd in Dallas. If you don't know the area. Harry Hines is where all the postitutes hang out in dallas. Well he passed by a bunch of girls standing around. When this drop dead gorges blond walked up to him and asked him if he wanted a B job. and he replyed ,no thank you I still have six months of unempoyment left
2007-07-25 18:33:48 · 23 answers · asked by Robertus911 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dont get it... so its not funny... but either is this......
The Paris Thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum .
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .)
2007-07-25 18:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-18 22:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I get the point of the joke, he doesn't have a job so he doesn't want a b job, but its horrible. You need a better lead in story and better spelling. gorges? relyed? postitutes? blond?
It killed what little delivery was there.
2007-07-25 18:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by youngliver2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um no I did not really think that is funny however I am from Texas and that is not the only thing that you and I have in common but you do not allow email so if you want to know you will have to email me and I will tell you.
2007-07-25 18:38:11 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corn Dog
2007-07-25 18:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was Tinkerbell the hot blonde, because id take a b job from her anyday.
2007-07-25 18:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No not at all but I'll say yes if I can get best answer?
2007-07-25 18:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's only funny cause I've been there
2007-07-25 18:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by justask23 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesn't make any sense. HE will be paying HER!
stupid joke
2007-07-25 18:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D*oh!
2007-07-25 18:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋