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2007-07-25 17:09:27 · 13 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
symptoms would be, pain in the fingers and hand. itching and burning eyes, lack of sleep, weight gain
and the disease would be called yahoo answeritis. you see the pain in the fingers and hands would come from the constant typing. itchin and burning eye would be fromthe computer screen. the lack of sleep is from always on y/a and the weight gain would be from always eatin in front of the computer and no time to go to the gym
the cure would be a gradual withdrawal from the computer. frequent therapy, like AA.
2007-07-25 17:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The disease - Egoitis. The inflation of someones pride and ego.
The symptoms - Sufferers become convinced that they are not only incredibly good-looking, charming and intelligent, but also very funny. None of this is actually true, resulting in loss of friends and lovers and many punch-ups outside of nightclubs.
The cure - Drastic measures must be taken. First, a terrible haircut must be administered, followed by banning clothing and covering the body with a potato sack. Next they must be made to sit through re-runs of Jerry Springer and then watch 'Son of the Mask' until they no longer have any idea of what humour is. Then show them a mirror. Only then will they be cured.
2007-07-26 00:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Singalongmuch. Everyone would break out into a song every now and then! And the only cure would be to go for a 4 hour session of karaoke or an open mic session :p
2007-07-26 00:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the disease would be perpetual youth, the symptoms would be everlasting beauty, an endless supply of energy and there would be no cure.
2007-07-26 00:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by lilbitbeechy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A deadlier case of cold where the spread of virus is caused by dandelions, even deadlier than SARS.
Cure: Must eat malunggay. 3 times a day.
2007-07-26 00:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Disintegratia, the Cure would be Robert Smith and Co. thank you.
2007-07-26 00:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 Symptom, death.
Cure: Not being human.
I like to call it, "Human Extinction Syndrome".
2007-07-26 02:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by chrism92661 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SIS - Stupid Idiotic Syndrome
Cure - A .45 shot to the head
2007-07-26 00:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Called stupidity. Make those who cant spell and cant come across with answers or questions to satisfy those whom are reading.. A good tongue slashing and get them to realize that we are human not morons.
2007-07-26 00:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the disease would be when a man cheats on his wife/girlfriend ,when he goes to the bath room fire would shoot out his penis and the only way it would stop is if confesses that he cheated and will be faithful from then on
2007-07-26 00:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋