For those of you who are very funny. The one who makes me laugh the hardest, which I have to admit is pretty hard, gets 10 points.......
2007-07-25 16:48:39 · 49 answers · asked by BrowniePup 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
nothing goes right when your bras to tight
2007-07-25 16:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Okay, the other day my husband I were driving down the road and we noticed a seagull sitting right in the middle of our lane. We thought it was going to do the smart thing and move, but it didn't, and we drove right over the top of it. We expected to hear a thump or feel something, but we didn't feel anything. Looking back behind, we saw that the seagull was still sitting in the same place and before the next car came, it flew away. It was just like something out of a cartoon.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam.
2007-07-25 16:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Damsel 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
OK, this is a little strange but, just think about how big a long necktie box would have to be for son and daughter gariffi to give dad gariffi a tie for his birthday. And how the could find a tie that would match with goldish/yellow and brown spots.
Thank-you for the 2 point shot.
2007-07-25 16:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by is4031_us 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
2007-07-25 16:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
My friend was trying to flirt for the first time right, so he walks up to this girl and asks, "Aren't you that cute girl from the herpes commercial?" I kid you not! He also asked if the LA lakers was a football team. He's hysterical! Straight and all, but just uniquely hysterical!
2007-07-25 19:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by lover of life 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay Okay okay!! This is funny! Where did your *** go when you sat on it? Huh, huh? Underneath you! Get it! Lol! Isn't that funny?! Hahaha! Well, maybe not, but I was just thinking of an *** cheek so thought I'd give it a try... Remember the trees, remember the grass, remember me as the pain in your a**!!
2007-07-25 16:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by BrokenWings 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You might be a Redneck if you've ever emptied the bed of your truck by triving backward really fast and slamming in the brakes.
You might be a Redneck if You think megabytes is a good day of fishing
You might be a Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper
You might be a Redneck if stealing road signs in a family outing
You migh be a Redneck if you can count to eleven on just your fingers.
That's the best i got...
2007-07-25 16:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by Belize, Central America, ROCKS 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
2007-07-25 16:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by ~Wicked Samantha~ 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I took all the things I have not done in my life and put them in this box and when I burn it my life will be complete.
2007-07-29 08:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would much rather get the easy 2 points because its hard to make someone you dont know laugh!!! well ty for the 2 points!
2007-07-25 16:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
OK, a horse goes into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" and the horse winces and asks "Why the short penis?"
Horse humor never fails in a crunch. Gimme 10!!
2007-07-25 16:54:21 · answer #11 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋