I dont care what you say, just make it funny!! I will choose what I consider the funniest comment. Not too long though, dont have the time to read long ones.
2007-07-25 16:04:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why do Blondes wear panties?!!
To keep their ankles WARM!
2007-07-25 16:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson!
Hahaha!
2007-07-25 23:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Trixies Mama 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lonely Woman puts an ad in a paper. Man wanted must 1. not hit and be nice. 2. Must not run out on me. 3. Be a good lover.
One day the doorbell rings and there is a man in a wheelchair with no arms and legs.
Im here to answer the ad. I have no arms to hit with and no legs to run away.
She asks if he is a good lover and he repllies...........
How do you think I rang the doorbell?
2007-07-25 23:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by bummer101467 <2HeartKnight> 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join some Laughers' Club. The vicinity would reverberate with peels of your laughter , now and always and contaminate it with the mirth.
There can be no joke bigger than it.Even when you are alone the memory of the way you gave yourself away with abandon will make you squeal again and again.
2007-07-25 23:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking my dog the other day and didn't realize there was construction on my road and I fell into a hole about 3 feet deep (as the dog just kept on walking) and no one noticed until my dog started making friends with the construction workers. I was fine and I'm sure it was hysterical to see me walking then just DISAPPEAR!
2007-07-25 23:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by its about time 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. Ok there was this one time i went into a haunted house and a were wolf popped up and it looked like it was fixing to touch my hand and i said Hell no you aint touchin me! so i started running and and i ran into one of the walls. and then i started following my group again and then i looked to my right b/c i thought it was over...
turns out its not..
since i wear glasses its hard for me too see outta the corner of my eye but i saw something.. out of the corner of my eye and i turned to it and it was a rotting ring girl and my first instinct was to punch..
Thank god she didn't get a broken nose..
Funny eh?
2007-07-25 23:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Abby,,[[RAWR]] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The word "Cornfuzzled"....ROFL hahahahaha=)
I heard that word 10 years ago and I started rolling so hard...but some girl said it to me, but I didnt know what she meant. I still dont...but its funny!
2007-07-25 23:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by Warrior Guardian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mama picked a switch and knocked it in my backside and even as a crackaine...lol makes me laugh like georgy pargy pudding pie kissed the girls and made them cryyyyy
2007-07-25 23:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob- Hey Patrick, what am I?
Patrick- Stupid?
Spongebob- No, Texas
Patrick- What's the difference?!?!
2007-07-25 23:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by *Stargirl* 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i read this a few days ago
If the opposite of "pro" is "con"
then what is the opposite of "progress"?
2007-07-25 23:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Carlos 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋