He sends me an uninvited IM and it says, "Hi Hottie are you interested in a massage?"
What is with these people? Couldn't he at least come up with a better line than that one?
2007-07-25 15:51:41 · 25 answers · asked by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's probably as hot as his fire gets. Keep in mind he just came out of the blue and IM'd you with that crap. Look at the bright side: It wasn't a wing-dinger like, "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Or even, "You must be a parking ticket--cause you've got 'fine' written all over you."
I say frustrate him. If he offers you another massage, accept it.
Now what?
Pretty hard to work those aching shoulders when you're thousands of miles away, ain't it?
2007-07-26 13:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not interested in getting to know you. He just wants a quick encounter, probably.
Those kinds of lines are really pathetic. But never so pathetic as the person spouting them, lol.
2007-07-26 04:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like one of those Lounge Lizards from the 70s. I'd avoid him...unless you feel like a night at the Disco blinded by strobe lights. For just once, I wish guys could be "original", don't you?
2007-07-25 22:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you know what they say.... that's better than getting an eye full on a webcam, if you know what I am talking about.
Innocent woman: turns on the webcam.
Creepy Internet Guy: Exposes himself.
Innocent woman: screams in horror.
2007-07-26 03:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL - and you know what? He based your looks off of your AVATAR!!
That's even more pathetic, really. (Not that you're not a good looking woman, but damn - the avatar?)
I've heard just as lame and lamer - at least most of them I've heard in person. Through IM is just pathetic.
2007-07-26 00:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLLLLL....you should see the one I got...,
It came in like a million buzz a day...
So cheap and pathetic!! ewwwwww....
I have to log out from my YM cos of this!!
And Yeah Loka is right, they got the cheek to ask for the Web Cam...ooh!!
So freaaaaking cheap!!!
2007-07-26 04:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he didn't have a cheesy pick up line like, "Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kickin!".
Just trying to look on the bright side...
2007-07-25 22:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could have been worse. One time this guy I know called up a girl and asked her to a party in his pants.
2007-07-25 22:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by McLovin 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would have had fun with him. Like, "oooh yeah, give me a massage; yeah, just hit the delete key over and over again . . . that's right."
2007-07-25 23:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least he's not rude. I think I'd rather be corny and a little silly then just plain mean.
2007-07-25 22:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋