having s-e_x with a boy. I was young back in the day
2007-07-27 14:29:10
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answered by Yanni 5
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One time I tried to fit into a barrell at a wild west show. They were bull riding and one of the rodeo clowns, choked on a hot dog and had to be air-lifted.
At the time i weighed over 650 pounds but being a sport, i decided to give it a shot. They decided that becuause of my wieght, that i should get into the barell first, just to make sure that I would fit. but I just couldn't fit.
Finally someone decided to get a jar of mustard and pads of butter from the concession stand.
they splotched it all over me and sure as shooting I fit in, SNUGGLY, but I fit in!
Unfortunately, when the first bull came towards me, I panicked having never faced a bull before and not knowing if he was hungry or not and me doing a descent imitaion of a 650 pound hot dog, i decided to get out quick. before I could he rammed the barrell, it went to pieces. And his horns caught on my belt buckle.
When he ran past me, I was lifted and the pants were quicky removed by his horns. The bull immediately mistook me for a large mustard covered frankfurter.
And the crowd started to laugh as this 650 mustard coated naked man furiously struggled to get out of the ring.
It was the MOSt embarrising moment in my life. Thanks for reminding me!!!
2007-07-26 08:56:43
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answered by Market Magician 3
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I don't know about trying to fit in
but one time I threw my shoe over my cousin's roof because I was bored and wanted to get the party started haha
2007-07-25 22:17:23
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answered by Yuri ^_^ 5
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calling my ex boss an ***_hole in fron t of everyone! i was thinking out loud
2007-07-25 22:25:42
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answered by Anonymous
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weed, acid, and underage drinking.
2007-07-25 22:29:48
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answered by Anonymous
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do drugs & underage drinking...
2007-07-25 22:17:17
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answered by × 7
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