Do you kick a$s?

Question

Taking all things into consideration regarding this matter, and relegated only to the most stringent methods of personal estimation and judgement, would you, in all fair honesty and good faith, with reputation and character alike resting on the veracity of your chosen reply, say, at this moment in time, and to be recorded in full for future reference and application, that you have ever, in any manner, kicked a$s?

Answer 1

Well, yes. It isn't an everyday occurrence, but on a couple of occasions, I have indeed achieved that goal. That is, if you are speaking on a metaphorical level rather than a physical sense.
I admire your command of the language and your spelling (or ability to use spell check) is refreshing!

Answer 2

No. Some guys think they are more of a man doing so; if so, then gorillas are the most "man"! Think of that!
Also, it is representative of inadequacies that people would ever want to do so; I am secure in my ownself, and have no need for approval, in any form, from anyone, save my wife and sons.

Answer 3

One bomb, the whole block gone
Can't find me children and dust covers the sun
Everywhere is noise, panic and confusion
But to some another fun day in Babylon
I'm gonna bury my wife and dig up my gun
My life is done so now I got to kill someone

Answer 4

Sometimes

Answer 5

Always

Answer 6

I commend you on your well worded/structured sentence.
As to the question. No

Answer 7

I did,but I'm not proud of it. I had no choice I was attacked.

Answer 8

No not really