2007-07-25 12:10:55 · 30 answers · asked by lindseygirl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i had to ask to my wife about this one...apparently I used an invisible bazooka to kill the tv and I had a 10 minute conversation with the vacuum cleaner and then challenged it to a fight.
2007-07-25 12:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by MR. G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me and a friend---Called taxi for ride home from drinking establishment (smart, but no credit to us-we were traveling at the time and had arrived in town by plane) Got in "taxi" and closed doors(dumb as it turns out) Realized "taxi" had no interior door handles (shows alertness) Realized "taxi" was police car (cop was a good sport-he was checking out a disturbance report-gave us a ride to our hotel--said we were the first "volunteers" he'd ever had-surprise, surprise! lol)
2007-07-25 19:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Witchyluck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walked around the party asking everyone one where my loaf of bread was that would make me un-drunk. Then I passed out in the middle of the living room/ friends porch and threw up spaghetti all over the place and he hosed me off as I slept.
2007-07-25 19:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by annasdad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come out of the ladies dress, tucked in my undies at the back. I got an amazing amount of whistles though that bit was quite nice.
2007-07-25 19:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got thrown out of a bar in Galveston. Literally. The bouncer picked me up, carried me out, and dumped me on the sidewalk.
2007-07-25 19:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to climb over an electric fence on my way home from a night out!
2007-07-25 19:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went into a party where someone was being thrown out of a window. I still went in.
2007-07-25 19:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm 16 so I don't drink. But my uncle got drunk and woke up on the beach in mexico with the clap. :P
2007-07-25 19:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stole a can of whipped cream from Meijer to do some whipits.
2007-07-25 19:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pissing on the door of the City courthouse (city police station connected), while on probation (barred from consuming alcohol).
2007-07-25 19:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Jackass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋