Why are the Cons suffering from anger management issues?

Answer 1

Because they used to take it out on their spouses until they left and took all half their assets.

Answer 2

Well it all started when my second grade liberal teacher tried to explain that the war of northern aggression had nothing to do with slavery. Then as a progressed into 4th grade my liberal teacher told me that the constitution was a living document and the framers had no intention for it to mean what it said. By the time I was in 6th grade, my math teacher said that it was a government conspiracy to get us on the metric system and I was beginning to get annoyed with liberalism. Then the high school years, when Mrs. Fishburne our Science teacher announced she was gay and that it was a biological issue, not one of choice. While in the 10th Grade it was announced that we would no longer teach creationism because Darwin was right although no proof has ever been produced. By now, I was at the brink of anger, only to find out from Miss Clemons our English teacher that we couldn't read the bible, but had to read, George Orwells, "Animal Farm" Then I sued the school and the ACLU wouldn't take my case because my 1st Amendment rights don't matter because they are in direct opposition to their 1st Amendment rights. So then I got angry and became a Republican and voted for Regan and now I am all better! So you see there is hope for all you liberals out there, if you just see the light and cross over from the dark side.

Answer 3

It sounds like you have a big dilemma, I always have big dilemma's also, so you just need to take some prescription drugs, UHm K, and you will not recognize the problem anymore, because your brain will be in some other place, like mine!! And then it won't matter anymore. I take a lot of prescriptions, and I feel so much better about life. And I know they have a lot of different types, so you shouldn't have a problem finding one that works for you. You will be OK and everything will be fine. Hopefully we can stop global warming soon!!! And I really wish our alien parents would come home!!

Answer 4

You mean something like this:"He betrayed this country!" Gore shrieked in a red-faced Dean-like frenzy at a rally of Democrats on Sunday in Tennessee, the home state that rejected him in 2000.

"He played on our fears! He took America on an ill-conceived foreign adventure dangerous to our troops, an adventure pre-ordained and planned before 9/11 ever took place!"

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/2/9/111247.shtml

BTW: The tape is also avaiable on U-Tube too if you don't like the newsmax link plus a whole host of other sites.

Answer 5

They're not.
Cons are working and gaining wealth in this Great Economy.
Liberals' Welfare Checks are losing out.
Now is the time for young healthy Liberals to get off Welfare and get a job.

Answer 6

Wait, I thought that John Edwards was the one having melt-downs. Which cons are you referring to, exactly?

Answer 7

Which conservatives are speaking about. I'm a conservative and I don't have a problem with people who belong to a different political party

Answer 8

This question could easily be asked of all the liberals who went off the deep end after Bush got reelected.

Answer 9

I think a lot of liberals are suffering from BDS more.

Answer 10

We are angry from beating ourselves over the head because we can't do it to the liberals??

Answer 11

I know alot of Cons who are perfectly content, it is the liberal elites who are under a tiff.