that your just dying to share??
2007-07-25 09:03:18 · 13 answers · asked by tubbyswife 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Kathy at #36 thinks her husband is having an affair. He's started wearing after-shave and a suit to work. He's a bus driver!
My next door neighbor has thrown her husband out again. Now if she'd only move, I'd be laughing.
George at #44 has asked me out. (No thanks)
That's about it for now
2007-07-25 09:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster!
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What happens when fog lifts in California?
UCLA!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
You turn me on!
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul (fowl) weather.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
2007-07-25 16:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lindsay Lohan owns 5,000 pairs of shoes.
It's true! I heard it yesterday on the radio for the gossip bits.
She's crazy! What a waste of money.
But I'm a bit envious, I do like shoes, esp ballet flats :).
2007-07-25 16:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Duchess of Cookieshire 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I swear my cousin is going to get a divorce, or at least he should to get away from that b****, and my other cousin is gay (nothing wrong with that!) but hasn't come out of the closet yet, and my friend Jen only married for money so I didn't send her a gift since she doesn't email me.
2007-07-25 16:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This person I used to work with slept with my former boss. She still works for him ( and ironically just got promoted!)
2007-07-25 16:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Brownie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just found out the wifes mate is bedding a marred man
2007-07-25 16:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I have some people I could bad-mouth. You want to hear that?
2007-07-25 16:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont have gossip but good news IM PREGNANT shhh my bf dont no yet i tellin him tonite when he gets in
2007-07-25 16:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yer i think this women in work that no one likes has left but no one is saying any thing
2007-07-25 16:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by not me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have a cold , thought u might like to know :)
2007-07-25 16:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by cuddly-fozzie-bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋