and what meds would I prescribe to fix you?
2007-07-25 08:35:47 · 16 answers · asked by Evil Ejade 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A sad case of fickle-itis! I really think I need a fickle-ectomy...but if you must prescribe something...how about an entire bottle of Merlot?! At least then maybe it will knock me out and I won't need to make up my mind about anything......for a nice long while! lol ;o)
Joke:
Man - Doctor Doctor, you have to help me...I think I'm turning into a bridge!!!
Dr. - Why? What's come over you?
Man - 4 cars, 2 trucks and a bus!
*Ba Domp Bomp...Bing* =D
2007-07-25 10:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be diagnosed with "sleep deprivation hyper activity front lobal dysfunction"! You would prescribe A firm mattress and a back rub!!!.....lots of smiles....
2007-07-25 21:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, my shrink won't allow me to discuss my condition with anyone else. Don't you think it is odd so many top contributors answered this question? What does that say?
2007-07-25 22:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would say...."My, what a roller coaster personality you have there, why, I think you need an 11 day cruise to get away from it all and get your crap together!" That would be sooooo nice!
2007-07-26 00:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Undifferentiated personality disorder! Lol, probably lots of Lithium. jk
2007-07-25 15:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doc you've gotta help me I think I"m a chicken !
Diagnosis - poultry schizophrenia's
Prescription - a basket to carry my eggs in
2007-07-25 15:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paranoid schizophrenia with severe delusional rage
meds? some paxil ought to do it!
2007-07-25 15:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hyperactivity early dementia , sea sickness on land..and amnesia..... every med I can talk you into prescribing..
2007-07-25 15:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a looneytuniac, and there are no meds for it.
2007-07-25 15:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably Manic Depressive and I don't know what meds help that............I don't want crap that makes me a zombie
2007-07-25 15:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by nahimana34 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋