How would you react in the situation?

Question

Your driving down the road, someone cuts you off, you blow the horn at them, and they "flip you off"

Answer 1

this is what i would do:
for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
i was sitting at my desk, when i remembered a phone call i had forgotten to make. i found the number, and dialed it.
a man answered saying, "hello?" i politely said, "this is fred hanifin, could i please speak with robin carter?"
suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. i couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. i tracked down robin's correct number, and called her. (i had transposed the last two digits of her phone number).
after hanging up with her, i decided to call the 'wrong' number again. when the same guy answered the phone, i yelled, "you're an asshole!" and hung up.
i wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. every couple of weeks, when i was paying bills or had a really bad day, i'd call him up and yell, "you're an asshole!"
it always cheered me up.
when caller id came to our area, i thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.
so, i called his number and said, "hi, this is johnsSmith from the telephone company. i'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller id program?" he yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
i quickly called him back and said, "that's because you're an asshole!"
so, one day i was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. some boy in a black bmw cut me off, and pulled into the spot i had patiently waited for. i hit the horn and yelled that i had been waiting for the spot. the idiot ignored me. i noticed a "for sale" sign in his car window, so i wrote down his number.
a couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (i had his number on speed dial), i thought i had better call the bmw asshole, too.
i dialed and someone said, "hello?" i said, "is this the man with the black bmw for sale?"
"yes it is."
"can you tell me where i can see it?"
"yes, i live at 1802 west 34th street. it's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."
"what's your name?" i asked.
"my name is don hansen," he said.
"when's a good time to catch you, don?"
"i'm home every evening after five."
"listen, don, can i tell you something?"
"yes?"
"don, you're an asshole!"
then i hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. now, when i had a problem, i had two assholes to call.
but after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, i came up with an idea:
i called asshole #1.
"hello"
"you're an asshole!" (but i didn't hang up.)
"are you still there?" he asked.
"yeah," i said.
"stop calling me," he screamed "make me," i said.
"who are you?" he asked.
"my name is don hansen."
"yeah? where do you live?"
"asshole, i live at 1802 west 34th street, a yellow house with my black beemer out front."
he said, "i'm coming over right now, don. and you had better start saying your prayers."
i said, "yeah, like i'm really scared, asshole."
then i called asshole # 2:
"hello?" he said.
"hello asshole," i said.
he yelled, "if i ever find out who you are..."
"you'll what?" i said.
"i'll kick your ***," he exclaimed.
i answered, "well, asshole, here's your chance. i'm coming over right now."
then, i hung up, and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 west 34th street, and i was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
then, i called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on west 34th street. i quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th st.
there, i saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

Answer 2

I wouldn't have blown the horn I would have pulled back a little and not cared as someone like that is going to get themself killed for driving bad some day and I would feel sorry for them.

Answer 3

I have fairly good idea as to what and how guys think ! But if I get a power you are mentioning, it will be good for me to understand guy's mind set and attitude even better. And I can be cautious from those guys who have hidden agenda or who wear masks and their reality is different.

Answer 4

Do a road warrior on their *** and run the ****** off the road into a ditch. Then I would stop, get out, and piss on their pice of **** car as I laughed hysterically.

Answer 5

I'd stay calm. I wouldn't want the situation to get out of hand. That person probably already has road rage.

Answer 6

Double flip them off, while driving with your knees.

Answer 7

That was great, sugaree. (I think I heard it before) lolol
Wouldn't it be beautiful if we really could orchestrate our vengence so well?

As for the question: I usually just point to them and then make the jackkoff motion with my hand, and then point to them again.

Answer 8

Well, I'd calmly RPG them

Answer 9

i start speaking in that language that "only mommies are aloud to use, and only when theyre driving"

Answer 10

um.....let's just say they WILL ask for a restraining order...
(evil laugh)