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2007-07-25 06:17:32 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

*** Bowsgirl1....LOL...here's one for ya.
"What size shoe do you wear?"

"Well, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good that I buy an 8."

"They're a size 9!"

"Puuuurrrrfect!"

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2007-07-25 06:23:59 · update #1

41 answers

"We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair; persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed"! 2 Corinthians 4:8-9 KJV

"Though I speak with the tongues of men and angels, and have not charity, am as a sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I understand the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge, and though I have faith that could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing". 1 Corinthians 13:1-2 KJV (charity means the same as love in this sense)

"The most boring thing in the world? Silence." -Justin Timberlake

"A Liger. Its like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic. It's pretty much my favorite animal". -Napoleon Dynamite

2007-07-25 06:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by pocketful_of_sunshine 4 · 1 2

Bumblebee Tuna. Jim Carey

2007-07-25 06:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 4 1

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Sir Winston Churchill, 1930

2007-07-25 06:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Two favourites:
"we'll take this home, run through it with a fine tooth comb, cross all the t's and dot all the....the...lower case j's" Waynes World.
And
"What if there is no tomorrow!! There wasn't one today!!!" Groundhog Day.
always laugh when I remember those two. : )

2007-07-25 09:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1 0

23rd Psalms:
Helps you understand the Beatitudes reading the four Gospels is good. memorize the 23rd Psalms is a close second.

2007-07-25 08:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"A person is not defined by one part of their life, but by their entire life---and if a person is still alive, they have a lot of life left to work with."

This is my very own quote, which I wrote for a college paper, and I am very proud of it. I also try to live by it.

2007-07-25 07:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 1 0

There is nothing that a good cup of tea and a large enough hammer cannot fix.

2007-07-25 11:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

2007-07-25 06:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by 123 5 · 2 0

"If you've done it unto the least of these, you,ve done it unto me." God said that meaning what you do to someone else is the same as doing it to him. So treat people like you would him. And "Forgive them for they know not what they do" I think that applies to alot of people.

2007-07-25 06:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Believe in yourself right from the start,
Believe in the magic right there in your heart!
***

sad one: What Soberness conceals Drunkenness reveals. -- unknown

2007-07-25 07:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Bella 4 · 0 0

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